Let the tourist stories begin....

Working visitor center yesterday and a lady came in to ask what all was open etc. I told her she could get 10 miles up the road by car and an additional 9 if she wanted to hike/bike. She says "ok great, how far to the 10 miles?" "ummmmm, 10 miles. . . ." Doing everything I could to not crack up, used the excuse that she was from Florida. I'm sorry, is distance of 10 miles different by state??? After a few more minutes of her confusion, she finally got out that she was wanting to know where the road started (which is the road she came in on) oh, i'm so happy to have funny questions again.... 2 hours later a couple older guys (60s ish) came in and asked whether the deer they saw where whitetail or blacktail(mule deer) "well, i've seen both driving in here, so you tell me, did it have a white or black tail, if it had a little black on the end than it wouldnt be a whitetail deer would it" YAY for fun questions. those were just the two highlights of yesterday. was plenty more...